...and then wackiness ensues!

I recently read an SGA body-swap fic, and now what I really want is an SGA body-swapping episode. Sadly, they already did that plot on SG-1, and while that doesn't rule it out from SGA, it makes it slightly less likely.

But man, how much do I want to see Joe Flanigan doing Rodney-as-John, all rushing around the control room and talking a mile a minute and snapping at people? And Ronon-as-Rodney having a kick-ass sparring session with Teyla-as-Ronon, 'cause how cool would it be to have the image of Ronon and Rodney fighting and Rodney not completely getting his ass kicked? I mean, he'd still get his ass kicked, because Teyla rules, just not completely.

And Lorne getting all flustered around his commanding officer now that he looks like Teyla, not that Lorne has any problems with Teyla herself, but when John-as-Teyla keeps showing up in a t-shirt and with a wristband and starts, you know, leaning against things and smirking and drawling at Lorne, who could blame him for freaking out a bit?

Since it would be an episode, I'm not even asking for any wild body-swapped sex (although that would be hot); the canonish UST would be awesome enough. Just think of all the different combinations! I'm not a Sheppard/Weir fan at all, but John-as-Teyla doing the casually-sitting-on-Elizabeth's-desk thing would be priceless. *g*

So, anyone wanna write this for me instead?