For the Nine Things about Oracles meme:

1. They aren’t always blind. It’s just easier that way.

2. The vase breaks every time. Maybe.

3. Umbrellas are more important than you might think.

4. The trappings, from cards to entrails, are misdirection. That doesn’t mean that they aren’t needed.

5. They will tell you a truth, not the truth. Note the difference.

6. You won’t understand what they tell you. If you think you do, you’re wrong.

7. This is important: people matter more than prophecies. Always.

8. If you ask a question, you have to pay the price. Be generous. It will cost you less in the long run.

9. Feel free to tell destiny to go fuck itself. It might even work.


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