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([personal profile] ceitie Mar. 1st, 2009 08:27 pm)
A short, silly and porny fic I wrote for [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon's someecards Friendship/Flirting/Thinking of You fest.

Title: Therapeutic
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: John/Rodney/Ronon/Teyla
Words: 543
Summary: “Freaking out?” Ronon said, shifting closer again and kissing the inside of Teyla’s thigh. “Still?”



“Hey, where’s McKay?” Ronon said, sitting up and wiping his mouth with one hand.

Teyla groaned in protest, and John looked up dazedly from Teyla’s breasts. “What? Oh. I told him we were gonna be in Teyla’s quarters. He had a meeting with Dr. Galotte.”

Teyla blinked at them with lidded eyes, and moved her hand down to continue where Ronon had left off. “Dr. Galotte?”

John leaned over and kissed her, lightly at first, and then she wrapped her free hand around the back of his neck and pulled him closer. He knew that she could taste Ronon in his mouth.

When Teyla released him, John lifted his head and managed to say, “He’s, uh. I think he’s still freaking out,” before leaning in to kiss along Teyla’s jaw and suck on her neck until she smacked at him.

“I do not want bruises on my neck, John, no matter how much you like to give them,” Teyla said breathily.

“Freaking out?” Ronon said, shifting closer again and kissing the inside of Teyla’s thigh. “Still?”

John heard the door slide open and three seconds later Rodney strode into the bedroom, wearing a look of steely determination, which transformed into a look of shocked lust as soon as he saw them.

“Hey, Rodney,” John began.

But Rodney was already waving his hands around and saying, “No, no, no, I am not falling for your blatant seduction ploys this time around! I am standing firm!”

Ronon turned to stare at Rodney’s crotch. “Sure are.”

“Blatant seduction ploys?” John said.

Teyla grinned up at him. “You did trip him into the bed.”

Rodney went bright red, much as he had three nights ago in the tent on New Athos, when he had been watching Ronon fuck John and coming in Teyla’s mouth.

“Look, it’s not that I don’t find you all very – very, you know –”

“Fuckable?” Ronon suggested, and slid two fingers into Teyla, nudging her hand out of the way. Teyla arched off the bed and John gulped.

Rodney talked louder but didn’t take his eyes off of Ronon and Teyla. “But, um. But I just had a three hour therapy session that made it very obvious that I am not at all emotionally prepared to handle a new relationship right now, never mind one with three people, so –”

“You spent three hours talking to Galotte about our relationship? Wow, Rodney,” John said, genuinely impressed. He stretched his legs out, spread them a little, and watched Rodney’s eyes dart from Teyla’s panting mouth to Ronon’s fingers thrusting into Teyla’s pussy, to John’s stiff cock and then back again.

“I – well, I – ” Rodney licked his lips. “This is. Very new to me.”

“Rodney, this is –” Teyla moaned, but valiantly continued, “this is new to all of us. We will –” She hissed through her teeth and then said, “Yes, Ronon, ah!”

John decided to help her out. “Rodney, drop your pants and get on the bed. You can always go talk to about your intimacy issues with Galotte afterwards.”

Rodney jerked his eyes back over to John. “You – have a point,” and started unbuttoning his pants.

John smirked, and leaned over to lick Teyla’s nipple. His seduction ploys were totally improving.

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From: [identity profile] esteefee.livejournal.com


“No, no, no, I am not falling for your blatant seduction ploys this time around! I am standing firm!”

HEE! So totally Rodney, and so totally DOOMED to failure.

This was a sweet shot of hotness.

From: [identity profile] kassrachel.livejournal.com


Ahahaha OH YAY! This is awesome. I love pretty much everything about this little story. Hot and adorkable and awesome. \o/!

From: [identity profile] sanarien.livejournal.com


AHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Uh, I mean... HOT!

Oh my, I wouldn't mind reading more of this but I gotta say this snippet has everything already. (And did I mention HOT?)
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From: [personal profile] briar_pipe


I'm, like, a week behind on the flist, which is how I could have missed this AWESOME, HOT, and HILARIOUS story about my favorite nutjobs. Seriously, I'm going to go find [livejournal.com profile] lovetheboys and send her over here, she'll love you forever. Just like me. ^________^

From: [identity profile] bittenbird.livejournal.com


Damn, this is really HOT.

“I – well, I – ” Rodney licked his lips. “This is. Very new to me.”

“Rodney, this is –” Teyla moaned, but valiantly continued, “this is new to all of us.


Hee! Love the card, too.

From: [identity profile] ceitie.livejournal.com


Thanks! Teyla believes in being open to new experiences. *g*
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